I love anti jokes, they're amazing. In a weird way. I found them here. The best ones I've heard are:
Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?
Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?
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- Because she got hit by a bus.
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- Because he had no arms.
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- The holocaust.
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- It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.