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1 Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 9:23 pm

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I love anti jokes, they're amazing. In a weird way. I found them here. The best ones I've heard are:

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?
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Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing?
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Because he had no arms.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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The holocaust.
Why was six afraid of seven?
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It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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2 Re: Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 9:25 pm

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Haha I love those! I make those up every once in a while, but everybody just thinks I'm stoopid.

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3 Re: Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 9:26 pm

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They're pretty good, but a lot think they're buzzkills :/

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4 Re: Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 9:27 pm

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Trist wrote:Haha I love those! I make those up every once in a while, but everybody just thinks I'm stoopid.
I hate it when that happens. It's like when you're being sarcastic, but no one gets it so they all just think you're stupid.

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5 Re: Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 9:29 pm

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It's the price of being awesome Wink

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6 Re: Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 10:00 pm

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

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We're both lawyers.

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7 Re: Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 10:06 pm

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What did Stephen Hawkings say when he was greeted by an interviewer?
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Nothing. But a computer said hello

Did I do it right?

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8 Re: Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 10:07 pm

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Syfte wrote:What did Stephen Hawkings say when he was greeted by an interviewer?
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Nothing. But a computer said hello

Did I do it right?
Haha, that's a good one.

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9 Re: Anti Jokes on January 24th 2012, 10:14 pm

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It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.

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10 Re: Anti Jokes on January 27th 2012, 3:01 pm

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Syfte wrote:It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.
LOL

How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.

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11 Re: Anti Jokes on January 27th 2012, 3:50 pm

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Whatif wrote:
Syfte wrote:It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.
LOL

How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Ahahhahahahahah @ both.

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